Wandered up the Club for the Croatia-England game. I'd like to do a reprise of the old "Lord Nelson, Lord Beaverbrook, Sir Winston Churchill, Sir Anthony Eden, Clement Attlee, Henry Cooper, Lady Diana, vi har slått dem alle sammen, vi har slått dem alle sammen [we have beaten them all, we have beaten them all]. Maggie Thatcher, can you hear me? Maggie Thatcher [...] your boys took a hell of a beating! Your boys took a hell of a beating!"
But I don't know that many Croats, so it won't work. Only Goran Ivanesovic and Tito.
Hey ho. Anyway, Theo did the biz. Makes a change. Not for Theo, but for England.